Me arriving to my birthday Happy Hour.
Me arriving at any bar where I’m meeting up with friends hahah
I’m dead.
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And I realize now the world doesn’t need you and me
To keep spinning
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
HA!
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things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
Preach.
How to write a check.
How to make a budget… And stay on it.
How to get a passport.
The list goes on and onnn
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Dayummmm I legit cannot handle how much I’m like obsessed with MrSoMo. Like for real. Eff my life.
