sodamnrelatable:

 

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

sodamnrelatable:

 

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo


Ded.

Ded.

(via plagal)


When someone says the word “panties”


unabating:

this show is incredible

(via sodamnrelatable)


(via lolsofunny)


katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(via mydemisee)


satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via overfierce)


i-dont-need-opinions:

poe-ticjus-tice:

niggasandcomputers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

Bet money this snapchat lasted longer than he did

Lmfao


i’m crying yo lol

Lmaoooo

i-dont-need-opinions:

poe-ticjus-tice:

niggasandcomputers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

Bet money this snapchat lasted longer than he did

Lmfao

i’m crying yo lol

Lmaoooo

(via lexintheskywdiamonds)


ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(via overfierce)


chappaai-trekker:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!

chappaai-trekker:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!

(via laughingstation)


penalty:

I need constant attention like if I’m not talking to someone 24/7 I start to die

(via overfierce)


livdash:

therealleaah:

XIV

Message for the triflin ass anons

(via laugh-addict)


tentacoolaid:

i love this bible verse

tentacoolaid:

i love this bible verse

(via ladiispute)


leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

(via mydemisee)


octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(via laugh-addict)